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toasteraffairs:

goodnight

sleep tight

don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

toasteraffairs
imisshowitwasbefore

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

bauks

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

teamfreespooks
museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door

hanniween

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

luxvriously

"VIVA LA PLUTO"

Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

plutokiid
jamstains

jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

jaclcfrost

menofmanchester:

newneattshirt:

Heart Out //

epic snapchat aside, your phone’s camera quality is top notch

newneattshirt
magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

magicpawed
whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

lasso
unknownparadiseee
joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this

joshpecksister
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